I got this email this morning and thought that it was amusing enough to recycle...
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.....
Drink up people, drink up!